I love her. I love her sarcasm, her wits, her attitude towards winning. Of course she’s nasty and works dirty, but she’s got the attitude.
Plus, she sounds like she’s the mother of Sheldon Cooper. Here are some of her witty lines
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What kid is gonna choose glee club over football? It would be ridiculous.
You’re right, Will. I have been trying to destroy your club with a conviction I can only call “religious.”
I’ll often yell at homeless people: ‘Hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? Try not being homeless for once.’
Find your voice. Stomp that yard. All that crap.
Caning works! And I think it’s about time we did a little more of it right here… yes, we cane!
I’m going to ask you to smell your armpits. That’s the smell of failure, and it’s stinking up my office.
Your delusions of persecution are a telltale sign of early stage paranoid schizophrenia.
Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab-eating mouth-breathers it only comes back stronger like some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain. Here I am, about to turn 30, and I’ve sacrificed *everything* only to be shanghaied by the bi-curious machinations of a cabal of doughy, misshapen teens
I love her. I love her sarcasm, her wits, her attitude towards winning. Of course she’s nasty and works dirty, but she’s got the attitude.

Plus, she sounds like she’s the (real) mother of Sheldon Cooper, only athletic. Here are some of her witty lines. Will try to upload more, later.
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What kid is gonna choose glee club over football? It would be ridiculous.
You’re right, Will. I have been trying to destroy your club with a conviction I can only call “religious.”
I’ll often yell at homeless people: ‘Hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? Try not being homeless for once.’
Find your voice. Stomp that yard. All that crap.
Caning works! And I think it’s about time we did a little more of it right here… yes, we cane!
I’m going to ask you to smell your armpits. That’s the smell of failure, and it’s stinking up my office.
Your delusions of persecution are a telltale sign of early stage paranoid schizophrenia.
Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab-eating mouth-breathers it only comes back stronger like some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain. Here I am, about to turn 30, and I’ve sacrificed *everything* only to be shanghaied by the bi-curious machinations of a cabal of doughy, misshapen teens.